well I'm lying in this hospital bed
I should had an operation but I'm waiting here instead
The floor is dirty and the paint is peeling
And there's piss and sh** and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling
My chest pain is getting worse
And I really need a bypa**
but the pilipinea nurse says that its all tony blair's fault
because he let
the NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt
And he's holding up my bypa** oooh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh oooh
and I really need a bypa** oooh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die oh sh**
Tony can't afford the NHS no more
Cos he's paying for the olympics and another bloody war
and I wouldn't say I'm an expert in political athapology
but unless he starts investing I'm gonna have a correnry
Cos my heart is getting worse each day
and the only thing they've given me is MRSA
Cos there's nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the d** out
and its not like carry on films where they always get their jugs out
And he's holding up my bypa** oooh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh oooh
and I really need a bypa** oooh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die
We're all gonna die a painful d**h
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful d**h
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful d**h
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful d**h
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful d**h
there's nothing left of the NHS
and he's holding up my bypa** ooh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh ooh
and I really need a bypa** ooh
or I think I'm Gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna d....(flat line)