Some people might like to get a train to work,
Or drive in in a Beamer or a Merc.
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I gotta take my bike,
'cause once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy ba*tards want extra pay,
For sitting on their arse all day,
Even though they earn 30k.
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the f**'s my f**ing train?!
London Underground, (London Underground),
They're all lazy f**ing useless c*nts,
London Underground, (London Underground),
They're all greedy c*nts, I want to shoot them all,
With a rifle.
All they say is please mind the doors,
And they learn that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old,
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and piss and sweat,
You roast to d**h in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet,
And chewing gun on every seat,
So dont tell me to mind the gap,
I want my f**ing money back!
London Underground (London Underground),
They're all lazy f**ing useless c*nts,
London Underground, (London Underground),
They're all greedy c*nts,
I want to shoot them all,
With a rifle.
Lalalala
Lalalala
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a f**ing tramp.
But the drivers get the day off when,
We're all late for work again!
London Underground, (London Underground),
Wa wa wa*kers,
They're all wa*kers,
London Underground (London Underground),
Take your oyster card,
And shove it up your arsehole.