[Hook]
When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair
Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear
When u were with your friends playin FIFA
I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick s**ed
[Verse 1]
David Ha**elhoff chest hair, with a natural Pam And
Look a like, if i want she can even get me breast fed
Im fly like Pan Am used to be
Im the present of this music sh**
Thats why i got beauty chicks, j**ish chips, and cruising whips!
Put both of my balls in her mouth, like u can't choose it b**h
Exotic footwear, just because it was made in Vietnam
Love your girls p**y smell more in the morning than napalm
I throw a rock then wave my hands, i praise my friends
Raise my ends, sit inside then Purple Haze my Benz!
The new Hendrix, i added millions to my lifes appendix
High as sh**, listenin to the new hits of Kendricks
Im a fan of Lamar, but its not Odom
No disrespect to him, but im always in the restaurant sippin the Opus
So i have no time to keep up with the Kardashians
Ask your grandma, she knows im Used to be a nasty man
[Hook]
When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair
Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear
When u were with your friends playin FIFA
I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick s**ed
[Verse 2]
Rolled the dice, thrown some ice
And now im rich b**h, Ashy Larry
Your taste in music s**, i heard you bumpin Laffy Taffy
While i was sippin coconut juice, that sh** malagasy
Like King Julien is
When we are out of liqour we switch it to some peruvian sh**
Out on the street with all my nubian click
Laugh at the f**in way you live , but thats just some freudian sh**
Laugh at the f**in way im f**in your b**h, i got a herculiean dick
When im done i tell the bad b**h, make me some san-d-wich
But its better not be peanut bu*ter jelly
Its better if you give me your bu*t and i fill it all the way up to your belly
She a lazy freak so she love that, f** her one more time then leave through the firestairs
Call up my old french au pair, take her out to fried snail
So we eat crepes and escargos
Tell her i got a cuban down under, and never heard of an embargo
Damn Mrs Saint-Pierre, you deserve an Oscar more than Argo
When she swallos she better not drop a drop, coz then no pardon
I strive for perfection, a dickslap or two to make sure she learnt the lesson
So far i have only f**ed one girl to candles and John Legend
[Talking]
Damn,she was fine
And fortythree
And she made dinner
Damn i miss her, i miss those meatballs, and im sure she miss my meatballs too! HAAAH
[Hook]
When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair
Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear
When u were with your friends playin FIFA
I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick s**ed