I have stopped looking for my Cleopatra
What is the point when soon after my kin would k** me, recording it all on camera
And share it with ISIS via Bluetooth, a modern day opera
Im in my bulletproof waistcoat, automatic shawl, always dress without a manual
Going hard all day is all natural, such is my tantra
Girls are confused, saying I am hot like the sun out in Accra
And cold like the weather around the frozen Niagara
So I am living solitary, all alone like a dromedary
Everything is temporary, when I wrote this originally
This line was the octonary,
my life is nothing of ordinary
Became an alcoholic voluntarily, just to cry and b**h about it
Hypocrisy at its finest, right, I just have announced it
Was thinking to become a politician, but in lack of a poker face
So I thought writing is more like it, it doesn't require a sober phase
Rhyming for my bank note just as William Butler Yeats
Dress like a dandy, cranky like a granny, biased like the Grammy
History does repeat itself, the Russians once again are in our pantry
That's why for my life it is not enough anymore to conquer lady panties
Or to participate in penny antes
Typing in my pijamas with the penny loafers on
I have warned you about my contradictory likeness, what are you snorting for?
Trying to get on the top of the mountain
Just to jump down as a result of all of the doubting
Praying for a not functioning parachute, acknowledge it without any shouting
Thousand miles below my lifeless body is found in a fountain
The next moment I remember is waking up in a farmer's house
Accompanied with a smile he serves me fresh cheese, bread and brussel sprouts
Then he opened his mouth
„boy you surely have luck, your body found the way into the youth's fountain”
My heart was pounding
Looked at the sky, „Lord, I acknowledged your plan” was what I shouted
The man offered me whiskey, we drank it quickly, i said my gratitude and was on my departure
Called for a yellow taxi, as I wasn't in Kansas anymore, then called my accountant
Told him to make sure he submits my tax statement
There are some things which even I cant circumvent
So I rather pay the circus rent.
Rode away in the sunset drinking scotch, eating ham, in a Turkish's cab
And I paid with yens.