Sue:
With my high starched collar and my high topped shoes
And my hair piled high upon my head
I went to lose a jolly hour on the trolley
And lost my heart instead
Doris:
With his light brown derby and his bright green tie
He was quite the handsomest of men
I started to yen
Sue:
So I counted to ten
Doris and Sue:
Then I counted to ten again
Doris:
Clang, clang, clang went the trolley
Sue:
Ding, ding, ding went the bell
Doris:
Zing, zing, zing went my heart strings
Doris and Sue:
From the moment I saw him I fell
Sue:
Chug, chug, chug went the motor
Doris:
Bump, bump, bump went the brake
Doris and Sue:
Thump, thump, thump went my heart strings
When he smiled I could feel the car shake
Doris:
He tipped his hat and took a seat
Doris and Sue:
He said he hoped he hadn't stepped upon my feet
Sue:
He asked my name, I held my breath
Doris and Sue:
I couldn't speak because he scared me half to d**h
Doris:
Buzz, buzz, buzz went the buzzer
Plop, plop, plop went the wheels
Doris with Sue:
Stop, stop, stop went my heart strings
As he started to go then I started to know how it feels
When the universe reels
Band Members:
The day was bright, the air was sweet
The smell of honeys**le charmed you off your feet
You tried to sing but couldn't squeak
In fact, you loved him so you couldn't even speak
Doris and Sue:
Buzz, buzz, buzz went the buzzer
Plop, plop, plop went the wheels
Stop, stop, stop went my heart strings
As he started to leave I took hold of his sleeve with my hand
And as if it were planned
He stayed on with me and it was grand just to stand
With his hand holding mine to the end of the line
Band Members:
Clang, clang, clang went the trolley
Doris and Sue:
Zing, zing, zing, zing went my heart!