Hit you with my fist and the power with in it
So fast so sly gonna ask who did it
I'mma reach the end boss your gonna regret
cause I do all my stunts on set.
One with the fist One with the shoe!
What else a Jackie Chan gonna do
d**h punch to your chest and I'll move down south
Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth
I'm not gonna hit ya I'mma Jackie Chan you
Doing spin kicks like a Jackie Chan Do
This is my story my action kung Fu
You're wearing out the soles on my shoes, man
Stunt Man Activate, fingers co*ked and loaded
No time to wait
Do you wanna test your fate with the great, man
You and your friends should all probably debate
I take the cake, and all my power ups to
You can try and stop me, but if you do
I gonna fist with your name, engraved with pain
and it's right here waiting for you, motherf**er
Praying Mantis!
Eyes so black they gonna call you Chris Tucker
I'm The Drunken Master you Motherf**er
I'm the Mister Miyagi of 2010
That means I'm really feeling bad for your men
Chan Kong Sang, That's my really name
I wouldn't know that if I didn't cover this game
But, Either way I'm banned from China
Cause I stole all their women s Vagina's, yeah!
I'm gonna stomp this f**in frog in the ground
That's one less ribbit echoing through your town
These Bad fellas came and took away my sister
Now their foreheads are gonna be blistered.
Stunt Man Activate, fingers co*ked and loaded
No time to wait
Do you wanna test your fate with the great, man
You and your friends should all probably debate
I take the cake, and all my power ups to
You can try and stop me, but if you do
I gonna fist with your name, engraved with pain
and it's right here waiting for you, motherf**er