Oh, yo, hello it's Master Higgins on the radio
I look like joe and mac but no, there's no relation though
An evil doctor stole my girl the ba*tard
Now I'm the south pacific like the tropic of cancer
No time to answer questions as I ride by
Hoppin' over sh** like skate or die - I'm
gonna k** a snail and leave a trail of slime
I'm coming after you cause revenge is mine
Collectin' hearts to keep the clock going
Gra** skirt keeps my balls from showing
I'll shoot your cat head off punk you can't f** with me
Unless I'm having a bad day or somthin', you understand?
Avalanche jump over the rocks
pixie on my shoulder to make the pain stop
ball cap on and a big ol' smile
on my vacation on adventure island
Collect the hooka and get my pot bonus
we need to jump on the clouds below us
Tinkerbell's my homie clearing the stage
I never realized that fairies laid eggs
Jump on the spring and get the maximum altitude
eat a banana on my skate board too man,
I'll shoot all of your heads off punk you can't f** with me.