I just necked about eighty mushys
My first of the season so far
I whipped over the lanes in Bettws
With Brian and Wyn in the car
And I feel my body movin'
Like I'm going insane
I'm coned as a stunt
I've done it again
I nipped over the pub for a quick one
And caught a couple of pipes on the bank
The ground was shifting
So I left there
Quicker than a panda's wa*k
I shoved my forty pence on the table
In a swirling haze of purple and blue
I got the feeling it was time to shoot off
When Spiderman was chalking his cue
Trippin' my knackers off all day
From now on I'm gonna see things
In a different way!