What's so grand you can hardly stand
The years won't end for the cripple hand
What's so great when your years grow late
You can't control your sh** as you disintegrate
Force fed through a tube geriatric food
You only take a bath when you're in the mood
There's a tumor over here and clot and a gland
Keep your teeth in a dish next to your bed pan Hey what do ya say no this aint your day
A lost spirit on a trip to outer space
Bye bye, Granny Bye bye
Such a cruel joke you're gonna die
Bye bye, Granny Bye bye
Born to rot a way who the hell knows why What's so fine about father time
He's a grumpy old man with a mind of crime
Here's a pill for your heart and a shot for your head
If it wasn't for your whining I'd swear you were dead
Another cardiac or is it a stroke
You better lay down on that hip you broke
Time to change your diaper well it's just depends
It all turns to sh** when it nears the end BYE BYE GRANNY BYE BYE