Don't wanna be a target for that injury
That's getting lonely
I long the day where I wake up and realize
I can no longer see
Is there really a need
For all this sympathy
Can I
Please have another drink
I'm not afraid to see
Why I
Am suffering by morning
'Cause some stupid thing I did last evening
I do regret it but I can't expect to be
Someone with perfect knees
But why so soon
I can't stop these limber limbs
From turning so black and blue
Well I think I've learned a lesson here
If I'm ever reincarnated
Think I'll wear protective gear ya
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Don't wanna be the only one
Who's paralyzed piggy back riding
Or jumping out of third floor windows
Hoping I will get a laugh or three
Is there really a need
For all this sympathy
Can I
Please have another drink
I'm not afraid to see
Why I
Am waking up with toilet bowls
In front of me early this morning
I do regret it but I can't expect to live
To one hundred and three
Oh we oh we na na na na na na na