[Natty Ice]
Mr. Always Dress Nice, gneiss cause I rock
The name's Natty Ice but my rhymes supah hot
Dressed like Mikan, yo' Astro I'm likin'
But it's not my fault, no slipping, no strikin'
AB Studios exclusive like the Grey Beard Society
Krishna Woodruff teaching Hindu propriety
Wanna meditate? Grab a copy of the Gita
Quiet while I'm preaching: "Shhh," like Nita
Old like a fossil, Wilson's teaching till he's eighty
But he makes a difference to the children down in Haiti
Shoutout to my roomie, even though he's gone
Me and Andy - dream team like Kobe and Lebron
Dr. Dean bailed (Gareth) halfway through the year
Took his talents with him but the RapGenius still here
If I hadn't come, I'd be dealing in the hood, man
Instead I run the hill with my power stance, Goodman
I'm El Capitan reppin' the Soccer Academy
This team is like my family, always be a part of me
Not Mr. Dickson but I can teach you how to Doug-ie
Just raise your hand, I'll come to you and pa** the mic to Muggy
[Muggy G]
Yeah my name is Muggy, and you know I hit the dougie
Smooth like babies using Huggies, when I hit it in my Snuggie
I hit it with the hoop troop, when they ballin' on da court
Basketball wives watch their husbands play their sport
You know that my dougie is a gift straight from God
Just like our Chaplain, the man, Father Todd
Campbell won the race, but that's okay
Y'all missing out on this croquet
[Kimchino]
Straight from Korea in the far Far East
I'm spitting fire like a mythical beast (Dragon)
Coach P in the weight room, big like Lebowski
Sleeping in stats cla**: sorry, Rutkowski
Society thinks that rap should be profane
But my message is sacred: "Better to abstain"
You know where I live AC, washers always broken
"I'll fix it... later" - GP has spoken
AB might be run down, but it's got some charm
So even after all that, I love living in the dorm
That's why I came to AB all the way from Seoul
Kimchino spitting fire again - stop, drop and roll!
[Muggy G]
Roll with the tide but I'm not from Alabamer
Sweet until your grades come out, like the Velvet Hammer
My rap game is sick with fever, overheating
I need Dr. Hynes to prescribe me some more readings
I got a pretty face like my boy Dorian Gray
That's why I get all H's from DVK
Senior English readings tend to get obscene
I'd interpret *Jane Eyre* but I gotta keep it clean
[Lil Vayne]
Clean like Febreeze, always saying please
I'm a new man, no longer getting P's
Cause after having Mr. Hailey and having Mr. Ross
I can bounce, wiggle, cross like an algebraic boss
And when they ask me "What is a logarithm?"
I just hit the dougie cause you know I got the rhythm
They be like 'Richie' (what?) how you do that in Bahama?
Charming good looks and I got them from my Mama
Lucky with the ladies cause I'm smooth like silk
Only till they catch me stealing chocomilk
Couldn't sweet talk myself out of DC with Ms. Coe
On bounds? Joke's on you, I don't have anywhere to go
If you wanna find me you can catch me at the track
Show you how I always put the team on my back
I'm a real athlete, so I go to Ricky often
Always the same story: "Ice and Ibuprofen"
Muhammad Ali, you can't put up a fight
Breaking hearts left and right, but I'm not Zach Wright
[Muggy G]
Camelbak in my North Face, Chubbies are a disgrace
Oxfords and front tucks, Lulu in white Chucks
Comb overs n' Range Rovers, boats match my boat shoes
Platinum at Southby, private planes fly by
Tarrytown is Sperry-town, Westlake is the best lake
Nike shorts and a big T, next year, sorority
Brooks Brothers, my brother, Polo, I'll buy another
In my Fratagonia, day students I'm on to ya...
[So Silky]
Thank you all, from your handsome MC
Ladies and gentlemen... AB