Max: There are times you drive me, shall we say, bananas
And your mind is missin', no offence, a screw
Goofy: None taken
Max: Still, whatever mess I land in
Who is always understandin'?
Nobody else but you
Goofy: Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewilderin'
And your values may be, so to speek, askew
Max: Gesundheit
Goofy: Thanks
Who deserves a hero's trophy as we face each "catastro-phee"?
Nobody else but you
Both: Nobody else buy you
It's just our luck
We're stuck together
Nobody else but you
Is crazy enough to believe we'll come through
Max: So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric
Goofy: And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo
Both: But when life becomes distressin'
Who will I be S.O.S'in?
Max: If you're havin' trouble guessing, here's a clue
Though he seems intoxicated
He's just highly animated
And he's nobody else but
Both: Nobody else but you
We've turned into a true-blue duo
Hard times we've had a few
Goofy: Like we're thrown in the drink
Max: Like we're tossed out of town
Both: But when I start to sink, hey, I'd rather go down
With nobody else but Y-O-U!