[1]
My homie drake
Brought a ho to my crib
Shes 28
Tattooed a rose on her hip
They shut the door
Aparantly she blowin a dick
I get a call
Bobby saw me roll with his b**h
Now f**in bobby ain't no friend
Deals dope on the streets
Providin homies all around with his coke cuz its cheap
Plus hes f**in crazy
There's a bullet hole in his teeth
I couldn't understand sh** on the phone as he speaks!
I hear a click clack
Gunco*k? f** its not mine
And sure as sh** drake ain't got no nine
"hey whats wrong?"
"ill call u back bobby"
Then I rush in the door
The b**h is yellin freeze
Drake's cuffed on the floor
Im like ""drakey, u were supposed to f** with the who*e!
I told u never get me down in sh** I wasn't before!"
The b**h is headin for my cash
Im reachin my drawer
A chopstick! lets stick it to the back of the who*e! (AAAH)
CHORUS
These stories are my towns favourite ones
Takin drugz, rapin amazin blondes
Angry thugz
Ridin with arabian slugz
f**in with ur baby moms
Now one more time
Ill stories are the town's favourite ones
Rapin blondes, blazin amazin blunts
Angry thugz
Ridin with arabian slugz
f**in with ur baby moms
[2]
Follow me into my land if u understand
f** the fans, threw them in my garbage can
They say im livin isolated in my wonderland
And got an evil side like a f**in spider man!
My man phill deal pills
An ounce of coke and acid
Around the corners pa**in amounts of dope thats ma**ive
Brought me thai weed
Sharp kid
I liked him
This party he was at completely f**ed him
b**hez in the party, everybody hardin
A hot one wants pills dropped in some bacardi
So the fat kid
Gave her bad pills
This a bad thing to miss actually
Cuz she'd taken six pills, she goes black fully
With a little dose of cain
Poor b**h tore a vein or two
Her brain is doomed
Overdose made way to her overloaded brain...
CHORUS
These stories are my towns favourite ones
Takin drugz, rapin amazin blondes
Angry thugz
Ridin with arabian slugz
f**in with ur baby moms
Now one more time
Ill stories are the town's favourite ones
Rapin blondes, blazin amazin blunts
Angry thugz
Ridin with arabian slugz
f**in with ur baby moms
[3]
I was bleedin when I wrote this
Wake up every mornin with this sh** over my shoulders
Its hot as f**, I grab a beer and sit so I can focus
What the f** had just happened
Who the f** im becomin through this f**in years im rappin
Introducin my name as the greatest and haters yappin
Now im back am I happy? why im feelin so crappy?
So here we go again, blaze a joint and snort the cane
f** my life its stupid ain't it? I used to do my thing
So quit playin
I know how to win the game
In this insane city its hard to be a saint
I used to deal mary j god knows im ashamed
I just want u all to know that its not the way im playin
Im talkin bout the type of sh** u might not like
With tight hot rhymes in my f**ed up mind
So these stories are the towns favourite ones
Im blazin blunts with some amazin blondes!
CHORUS
These stories are my towns favourite ones
Takin drugz, rapin amazin blondes
Angry thugz
Ridin with arabian slugz
f**in with ur baby moms
Now one more time
Ill stories are the town's favourite ones
Rapin blondes, blazin amazin blunts
Angry thugz
Ridin with arabian slugz
f**in with ur baby moms
Haha!
Mitoonin injoori rap konin chaghalaaa!!!