Come join us, it's all peace and love
Just a sec, let me grease my glove
You're young, right? Impressionable?
I'm hung, you're tight, and penetrable
Objectionable, that's what we used to be
Intelligible, that's how our credo decry
I dare you to try and comprehend
What a fare few died to transcend
Befriend, the weak and the hopeless
Contend, for the meek and the dope-less
Those who still have d**, evade us
Cus that's all we are, angel dust
Elephant tranq', zombie weed
Run to religion for all and any need
We're here for you, man I swear
Leave your child with us, she's in good care
I wouldn't dare share her chair in there
Confessionals are private everywhere
Her hair? I never pulled it, no fair
She's lying, who you gonna trust mon frère?
A priest, holy, set apart, respected
Or, some s*ut, hole-y, gets her heart injected
And every other hole, with dicks so swole
It wasn't my pole, that's not my goal
I'm here to teach love and respect
But f** with me and that's a hole in your neck
Sure I keep a piece, watch out for crazies
But I'll shoot anyone, lazies and daisies
I'm above the law, I'm a man of the gods
Smack anyone with either one of my rods
Put down the pipe and give me your life
Now is the end of all your petty strife
You belong to us now, worship woozy
Cus the d** in the air let me loose me
I'm gone, we're all drug brain dead
I'm strong, leading, instead of lead