It's hard to regret what you don't even get
It's easy to pee when you're dumb
Some kids wanna be president, I just wanna play drums
Completing your ongoing blockbuster feature
Only in countries where god is your creature
In a cage locked up tightly with siamese bombshells
I'll soon bring an update with new Afghan intel
It's hard to regret what you don't even get
It's easy to pee when you're dumb
Some kids wanna be president, I just wanna play drums
We're beating you down with deserted island lists
Amazement spoken in tongues
Some kids wanna be president, I just wanna play drums
Who ever thought up bukkake spammail
Sci-fi warehouses, mortgage loans, cheap bails
Paid for by teenies with piss in their noses
A franchise berserk singing our born dead opus
It's hard to regret what you don't even get
It's easy to pee when you're dumb
Some kids wanna be president, I just wanna play drums
We're beating you down with deserted island lists
Amazement spoken in tongues
Some kids wanna be president, I just wanna play drums
Keep stealing records especially mine
Loving you now as the royalty climbs
There's no conservatives
Everybody f** up - you're wasting your time
Everybody f** up my dog day rhyme