[Instrumental]
Gimme gimme, chicken tendies
Be they crispy, or from Wendy's
Spend my hard earned good-boy points, on kids-meal ball pit, burger joints
Mummy lifts me to the car, to find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendy treats, in comfy big boy booster seats!
McDonalds, Hardey's, Popeye's, Cane's, but of my tendies, none remains!
She tries to make me, take a nappy, but sleeping doesn't make me happy
Tendies are the only food, that put's me in the napping mood
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my hearts desire, fueled by raging hungry fire
Mummy sobs and wailes and cries, but tears aren't tendies, nugs, or fries
My good-boy points were fairly earned, to buy the tendies that i've yearned
But there's no tendies on my plate, did mummy think i'd just ate?
Tendies, tendies, get them now, you fat ungrateful sluggish sow, REEEEEEEEEE