I'm not unique, or some kind of freak
I'm not anarchic, I'm not afraid to speak
I'm not a work of art, or a terminal scar
I'm not a star, I don't care who you are
I'm not a leader of men, anybody's friend
Anybody's friend
I'm not a god-send, I'm not omniscient
I'm not inhumane, I'm not insane
I'm merely what you see
I am the patron saint of
Patron saint of
Patron saint of
Patron saint of
Mediocrity
I'm nobody's fool, yet I won't ridicule you
I'm not self-righteous, I'm not always wrong
I'm not somebody that anyone relies on
I'm not a shoulder that anybody cries on
I'm not a coward or stand out in the crowd
I don't stand out in the crowd
I'm not the creme de la creme or the salt of the earth
I won't bore you to tears or crack you up laughing
I am merely what you see
I am the patron saint of
Patron saint of
Patron saint of
Patron saint of
Mediocrity
Mediocrity
I'm not a leading light or a candle in the wind
I'm not Jesus Christ or the fallen angel
I'm not trustworthy, I'm not a liar
I'm not a celibate, I'm not a gigolo
I'm not outrageous, I'm not a genius
I'm not a genius
I'm not delirious, I'm not heroic
I'm not eccentric, I'm merely a statistic
I'm merely what you see
I am the patron saint of
Patron saint of
Patron saint of
Patron saint of
Patron saint of
Mediocrity
Mediocrity