[Verse 1: Slim Gravy]
Yea, Lemme' be straight up - I need a job homie
A 9 to 5 man, I ain't even got 5 on it
Got this interview but I ain't got no ride
So I guess I'll catch the city bus
Fore' I do I'll get high
Captain kush for breakfast
Had a bowl this morning
Should be sober by eleven, I'm high as heaven
Popping breath mints, only trying to make a nice impression
So I freshen up, crease my slacks, shirt on tuck
Put on cologne - think I squirt too much
Trying to cover up the purp' I puffed hope it work
Or I'm f**ed, n***a need work like a cluck
Pockets been hurtin' like a mug
Opportunity is in the mud
And dirty I'll get for this 40 hours shift
Sweep and scrub I plunge out sh**
Write out the check
Still on the bus - my stop is next
Get off and I walk bout' a block
Still blowed than a b**h - spark up a square
Hope they don't know that I'm high
Cause' my eyes heavy - eyes cherry
You know that I got me some drops
Now lemme' try to focus
Man I hope they don't notice
Cause I'm...
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Too high, Can't come down
Mayne I'm Throwed
Losing my head round' round' and 'round
Man I'm throwed in this b**h
I'm throwed out the brain
Can you feel me now?
Man I'm throwed in this b**h
Throwed, throwed out the brain
Man I'm throwed
[Verse 2: Slim Gravy]
So I got the gig
Dont even really know how I got the sh**
So to God I give all the glory
Can't live off unemployment
Now they want me to start the next morning
sh** I'm like, "cool"
From 5 am to bout 2
Need to find a ride or i guess I'm screwed
Ain't trying to get fired but what am I to do?
I don't know maybe catch a cab
But I ain't got cash so I have to dash
Beginning of training
And I ain't tryin' to miss not a minute of payment
Long story short: yo' I did it and made it
Clocked in, call center hoes boppin
Other n***as there are hatin' - the trainer's obnoxious
And I ain't got the patience, can't wait till 2 o'clock
Man, when the first break is? Cause I swear that I'm blazing
Got a blunt in my pocket - already rolled up
Went far around the corner - made sure nobody watchin'
So I fired up... (fired up)
Now I'm high as f**... (I'm high as f**)
And I already know
This the type of sh** that a n***a get fired for
But I wasn't even thinkin', walked in straight stinkin'
Smelled just like a pound, but ain't' nobody said sh**
Feelin' like I'm on a space ship
Naw ain't no comin down, f** around
Just tell em' that I'm comin' down with a cold, no
I could say it's an emergency, gotta go, no
I just roll with it
Man, I'm trippin' I shoulda' brought that cologne with me
What I don't know is that its cameras watchin'
I was sittin' in training manager walked in
Looked me dead in the face and said
"Meet me in office, don't keep me waiting"
Man I hope that he playin' - but I know that he not
You see where this goin'?
I go in the door then he close it and lock
And he said, "you must be..."
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