[Verse 1]
I miss the old Christian, straight from the 'Go Christian
Chop up the soul Christian, set on his goals Christian
I hate the new Christian, the bad mood Christian
The always rude Christian, spaz in the news Christian
I miss the sweet Christian, chop up the beats Christian
I gotta to say, at that time I'd like to meet Christian
See I invented Christian, it wasn't any Christians
And now I look and look around and there's so many Christians
I used to love Christian, I used to love Christian
I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Christian
What if Christian made a song, about Christian?
Called "I Miss The Old Christian," man that would be so Christian
That's all it was Christian, we still love Christian
And I love you like Christian loves Christian