[Verse One]
I was a stupid little motherf**er (a damn fool)
That a**hole who brought a handgun into school
Not on some Columbine sh**
But thanks to gangsta rap
Ap's dumba** was loading blanks in gats
I got Spice-1 and Ice-T to thank for that
Too $hort got a lot of b**hes spanked and slapped
I was a juvenile, stupid wild, crazy cat
Tryin' to f** with older b**hes when they babysat
Hit a chicken in the a** with a rubber band
Fought her brother Dan
Cause I tripped him while he tried to do the Running Man
Understand, I was intelligent but belligerent
Wouldn't listen, and living life a little bit to ignorant
Eager to eat other rappers and be the baddest
A bitter little ba*tard who sh**ted on anybody under average
Messin' with friends girls instead of my own b**hes
Vicious, gettin' too big for my own britches
[Hook] {x2}
I don't wanna grow up, I'm an immature kid
You should hear the f**ed up sh** that I did
And I'm still doin' it, doin' it, doin' it
And I'm still doin' it, doin' it, doin' it
[Verse Two]
Whether skippin' school, rippin' tools, pissin' in pools
Spittin' sh**, dissin' your crew, I'll rip you in two
I was really f**ed up, wish I didn't but I did
Sick as it is, twisted, trippin' little crippled kids
Relax, he was holdin' my shirt and held on
But even if he fell he's got a BIG fu*kIN' HELMET ON
(That's dead wrong)
Knew my teacher had a red thong
And after school her and another teacher got it on
That's actually true, plus half of the faculty knew
Knew the time, knew the place, what should Apathy do?
I arrived at the cla** at half past six
And hid underneath the desk while he smashed that b**h
[Hook]
[Outro: 'Chinstrap' talking]
Hey Apathy. Remember me? You owe me a new helmet. b**h This is Chinstrap. Coming back for you Ap. All that trippin' me and shoving me in the locker. f** that! Chinstrap is coming back...strapped...with a gat!
[Hook]
He has to ride on a small bus cause his brain is so small
[Apathy]
Who's your favorite rapper?
[All the kids]
Apathy!!!!