[Intro]
Get it up, get it up, gotta get it, get it up (7x)
Get it up, get it up, get it up, woo!
[Verse 1]
I f**ed Dolly Parton
I f**ed Loretta Lynn
I f**ed Barbara Mandrell
And I f**ed all of her kin
I f**ed Minnie Pearl
I f**ed Elvis Presley's little girl
I f**ed the Judds
I f**ed the Judds
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
[Verse 2]
I f**ed Willie Nelson
I f**ed him deep inside
I f**ed Elvis Presley
In the bathroom where he died
I f**ed Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles
And he hollered when I poked 'em
I f**ed the Judds (He f**ed the Judds)
I f**ed the Judds (He f**ed the Judds)
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
[Bridge]
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee-hoo
That's how we do it
[Verse 3]
I f**ed Alabama
I f**ed the Oak Ridge Boys
I f**ed Randy Travis
With a 12 inch plastic toy
I f**ed the cast of Hee Haw (heehaw)
I f**ed Glen Cambell
I f**ed him on a see-saw
Kenny Rodgers farted pearls
When I f**ed his big white a**
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
[Chorus x2]
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go)
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
[Outro]
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go)
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up)
(It f**in' won't go)
(It f**in' won't go down)