(Konishi)
Translators: Andrei Cunha
Mina-san yokoso
Sekai-ju no machi ni matta
Pitchikato faibu no
Atarashii arubamu ga
Yoyaku kansei shimash**a
Dai sh**e
Happi endo obu za waarudo
Itsumo chaamingu na
Nomiya maki-san to
Itsumo yukai na
Konishi yasaharu (sic)-san ga
O-todoke suru
Sore wa mo
Tamaranaku happi de
Airashii ongaku no okurimono
Sosh**e anata wo
Akisaseru koto ga arimasen
Tanoshii doraibu ni wa sosh**e
Uttori suru yona koibito tachi
No jikan ni mo
Sore de wa dozo mina-san
Saigo made
Go...yuk..kuri
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen
To what the whole world was anxiously expecting
Pizzicato five's
New album has
Finally been released
Its title being
Happy end of the world
The eternally charming
Nomiya maki-san and
The always funny
Konishi yasuharu-san
Bring to you
This extremely and unbearably
Cute and lovely
Musical present
You will never get tired of
Listening to it
Going on a drive for pleasure or
When you're making
Love to your sweetheart
Please sit back relax and
Have fun
To...the...end