Shake your body as you move across the dance floor
I'm hot and bothered while you're shakin' on your groove thang
Your Jerry-curl juice is making me slip and slide
I did the hustle and I almost took a dive
Jerry juice, Jerry juice
Jerry juice, Jerry juice
On the dance floor
Jerry juice, Jerry juice
Jerry juice, Jerry juice
On the dance floor
You take me home and you're looking to make a score
You left the grease on the handle of my door
Just wait a minute 'til I get out the plastic sheets
And use the oil of your head to cook something to eat
Jerry juice, Jerry juice
Jerry juice, Jerry juice
In the bedroom
Jerry juice, Jerry juice
Jerry juice, Jerry juice
Woke up this afternoon with morning wood
Put on my leopard thong 'cause I thought I should
By the time this night's over, I'll bag a ho or six
And bring 'em back to my pad and give 'em a fat dick
Doin' the nasty in my leather hot suit
Hoes say I look cute
But if they knew me, they'd puke
'Cause I'm a dirty old man
Of the slimeball type
I feed them all kind of lies
About how I'm Mr. Right, b**h
So now if I dump this mirror, I'm gettin' all fixed up
Fresh can of Afro Sheen gettin' my a** lubed up
And a jar of vaseline in a great big tub
Puttin' chalk on my teeth and ain't wearin' a rubber
She thinks I'm the love of her life, what she wants, cause
She'll never remember how long my shlong was
'Cause roofies be coatin' the inner rim of her wine gla**
I thought I had it made until she turned to kick my a**
Jerry juice, Jerry juice...
[Oh hell no!
You be coming up to me with yo greasy a** hair all up in my grill!
sh**, who the heck do you think you are?!
sh**, you all f**in' jockin' my a** and sh**!
There ain't no way you gonna get in my pants with your greasy a** do
I wouldn't even go out with you if you drove a Bentley!
You know what I'm sayin'?
Hell naw!]
Jerry juice, Jerry juice...