I hate watching football games, baseball is so f**in' lame
T.V. sports they all s** sh**
Howard Cosell is a wimp
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I hate sports, I hate sports
I hate sports, I hate sports
I hate watching baseball games, boxing is so f**in' lame
Ali and his old aged fame, yeah he's washed up, he's f**in' tame
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