[Villain]
Now, before I slay you both, behold my masterplan. Each of these indicated tunnels lead to a major city. I shall destroy everything that lives above!
[Captain]
That's enough, you two. Is everyone alright?
[Crew member]
Captain, captain! There was a pterodactyl!
[Captain]
A ptero-what-o?
[Crew member]
A pterodactyl! A prehistoric bird!
[Captain]
I wish it was a prehistoric p**y cat