[Verse 1] I met a real pretty right downtown/ It was kinda late and I just touched down/ And I decided to have a little fun/ Before I go psycho with this gun/ Hit the night spot/ Saw a girl a ll by herself in the club and I thought she was hot/ She looked at me and then I looked at her/ I'm scanning for weaknesses/ that's when I found out my weakness is them females in her species/ It's them features, I don't know, the do something to me/ it was like she was just looking right through me/ Spit that game/ She found out that I spit that flame and we exchanged names/ Next day came, I saw her at a mall/ Git the girl number, gave her a call/ A couple days later we kickin' it hard/ Then I came to like “My god, what am I doing?”/ Come on
That's when she takes my hand/ I'll never wash this mother--- again/ Cause I think I'm in love with an Earth girl, so I gotta k** her
[Verse 2] Yes I said k** her/ I am on Earth for a goddamn mission/ Got a rep to protect as a mad villian/ No bone in my body for no goddamn feelings/ I'm feelin' rather sick/ I know I gotta take her out fast/ Before I get stuck on the shape of that a**/ maybe I can stick to the plan/ Run away from her as fast as I can then jet/ Gotta keep my space hood pa** in check/ Forget about her, on to the next/ Gotta use more tact than Amazing Race/ Just when I think I'm safe, I'm seeing her face again/ Come on
And there she goes again/ I can't control what's going on in my head/ Cause I think I'm in love with an Earth girl, so I gotta k** her
[Verse 3] Gone and rub the girl out/ Slow pokin' ‘round taking her out on dates and all in her house/ And all on her couch and your hands is up in her blouse/ Won't you gone take the burner on out/ Do it!/ Soon as she's turnin' around/ She not lookin' okay, now Immo shoot her/ laser gun pointed straight for her medulla/ Close my eyes and I can't/ She turns around as I hide the gat behind my back/ Just that moment she's cuter than ever/ then I decide whatever, how bad could it be/ Come on
And now we're touching again/ I wanna know what's goin' down in her bed/ Cause I think I'm in love with an Earth girl, so I gotta keep her