[DJ:] Hey, hey, hey, this is D.D. Deda, hello your caller ten.
[Tajuana Screams]
[Tajuana:] I won, I won, I won!
[Yells in background]
[Tajuana:] Y'all shut the hell up!
[DJ:] Hey, what's your name?
[Tajuana:] Tajuana from Brentwood! What I won?
[DJ:] Well, you just won that sixty-nine splat pack.
[Tajuana:] For real?
[DJ:] Oh yeah, this includes first cla** round trip train fare and two tickets to Ding-A-Ling Land.
[Tajuana:] For real?
[DJ:] Where they have all kind of rides and fun, fun, fun.
Such as the Totem Pole, the Back-Breaker, and the Long Stroker
Roller Coaster!
[Tajuana:] Hey!
[DJ:] And guess what?
[Tajuana:] What?
[DJ:] They got three dollars off coupons at Thicken Wangs, Chicken Wangs and Thangs. Thang it aint, mayn.
[Tajuana:] Them thangs sho' be good!
[DJ:] You and your guests will be staying at the Peek-A-Boo Motel on the corner of 69th and West Ding-A-Long Boulevard.
So, baby, don't miss that train!
[Tajuana:] What the hell? Hey, wrinkle it baby.