[Verse 1: Kai]
Uh, yo
Uh, yo
My name is Kai
I eat pie
I kinda wanta die
And I always cry
I've got pains in my thighs
But I'm on the rise
When people see me
They high five
Yeah, they think I'm really wise
When really
I'm just falling out the sky
Ooh, they say I got pretty eyes
But I'm just dead inside
All of my allies
Are people in disguise
Yeah they're just clones
They don't even know
I'll help you visualise
So you can look behind my lies
They're all me
It's pretty poopy
I'm saying I can't socialize
So I apologize
For all I've compromised
Yeah I'm sorry
From now on I'll tell no lies
I'll never ever cry
I'll even give high fives
I'll start becoming wise
I'll stop eating pie
I'll look up to the sky
I'll get on the rise
I'll stop people in disguise
I'll use my eyes
I'll become alive
I'm saying yeah my name is Kai