(Scat style)
Do-do the walk, ai-ee-ya
Do-do-do the walk (x4)
They call it s**ual athletics
It doesn't rhyme with anything
That's why I'm the s** king
Sex king on a velvet swing
Waiting for my Alice in Wonderland
To come along and knock upon my door
If I'm who you were waiting for
Cause I'm a s**ual athlete
Yeah, that's right
I'm a s**ual athlete
I'm sweet
Eat raw meat
Don't admit to defeat
Some say it's bittersweet
Gimme an S-E-X-U-A-L
Sexual uh Sexual uh
Gimme an S-E-X-U-A-L
Sexual uh Sexual uh
What kinda s** are you talkin' about
It's time that we scream and shout
(Hey!)
Let's go to the emotional Olympics!
(Boo!)
Ok
Sexual ugh
(Outro)
Sexual athletics, s**ual athletics
Sexual diversion, don't call it perversion
And all I wanted was a girlfriend all of my life
But she's too s**ual
Sexual athletics for the lucky ones