[Hook x2: Tim and Eric]
Bang bang cops and robbers, bang bang robbers and cops. Bang bang rob that bank, put em in jail put em in jail
[Verse 1: Diego Johnson]
Bang bang rob that bank. Put em in jail, put em in jail
Keep em locked up with a million dollar bail
Trade their black and white strips for jump suits
f** the police. They all just corrupt racist brutes
Sittin in a cop car, eatin donuts then leanin back to take a nap
Or sittin in a dark room listenin to my phone that's on tap
If a cop ever walks in and busts the stripper sittin on my lap
I'mma pull out my young Glock and bust his a** with a cap
Now, let's go back to prison with this rap
Where you get co*k in the hole where there should only be crap
All dudes no s*uts so you gotta learn to fap
Dick gets raw. Gotta use some tree sap
Chains tight around my wrists like I got em at the Baby GAP
If you wanna stay outta jail, follow my directions like a map
Steal, speed, lie, rape, and murder all you want
But if your mom, sister, b**h, or some stripper see you do it you better f**ing k** that c*nt
[Verse 2: Jay G]
Hood rat sh**, that hood rat sh**
Spit, I spat, till you hear that click clack
Cops and robbers, I make em' spit
Double take, they know I legit
We locked up, she knocked up
She aborts and I make her squirt
I got the market covered with this niche
Drug money making me n***a rich
Cops questioning me, they buried in that ditch
Throw them in, their throats slit
I spit diarrhea, every line a mess
After that abortion, my b**h depressed
One thing is for sure, she can attest
That when I shoved my dick so deep, cardiac arrest
Final showdown, bank of fort knox
Cut the tellers dick off, end up in cellblocks
Smuggle a file in my a**, beat the cell locks