[Intro]
I saw her down at the arcade
And I knew that I wouldn't get laid
But I was in love
With Ms. Pac-Man
[Verse 1]
Let's play some Pac-Man
And Donkey Kong
Let's play some Pitfall
Let's play some Pong
We'll play some Frogger
And Breakout too
Some Space Invaders
Galaga and Kangaroo
[Bridge 1]
I don't understand video games these days
Twenty six bu*tons
And all this online play
When it comes to Halo
I'll just have to pa**
But give me a joystick with one bu*ton
And I'll kick your a**
[Chorus 1]
Kick your a**
Kick your a**
Kick your a**
[Verse 2]
Super Mario one, two and three
Bring me so much joy
Let's play Excitebike
And Paperboy
Tetris, Contra
Metroid and Zelda
Were the best
And Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
Is still the best
[Bridge 2]
I don't understand video games these days
Seventy two bu*tons
And all this online play
When it comes to Call of Duty
I'll just have to pa**
But give me a square controller
And brother I'll kick your a**
[Chorus 2]
Kick your a**
Kick your a**
Kick your a**
[Verse 3]
Take me down to the arcade
And see how long I'll stay
With a pocket full of quarters
I'll play pinball all day
We'll make some high scores
Like we've got nothing to lose
To all the old-schoolers
This song
Is for you!
[Bridge 3]
I don't understand video games these days
Two hundred bu*tons
And all this online play
When it comes to World of Warcraft
I'll just have to pa**
But give me two flappers
And one ball bearing
And I'll kick your a**
[Chorus 3]
Kick your a**
Kick your a**
Kick your a**
Kick your a**
Said I'll kick your a**!