[INTRO]
Ha ha, yeah!
It's 360.Forthwrite, '60 Cent
I like 'em fat!
[PARODY OF IN DA CLUB HOOK]
Yo fatty, eat some more cake
And when it comes to food that's your forte
Never skip desert unless it's a sorbet
I Know that you don't give a f** because it's gourmet!
Find me up at Smorgy's
Looking for an orgy
Searching for a fat-arse girl that's over forty
Handing out my digits, I'm gettin' 'em to call me
I'll go and give 'em cards if I'm really feelin' horny!
[VERSE 1: 360]
Yeah!
A-style! Forthwrite!
I like fatties with attitude, with boulders for tits
Where you don't need to raise your voice, you control her with chips
After you roll 'em in dips
You're so fat, you face the sun holding the hips
To cause a solar eclipse
(Yeah) I like girls the obese type
Who don't eat right
With steamed rice but deep-fry their meat pies
On week nights
They go shopping for Levi's
But they know their jean size is way over three-five
Always moody, they're too huge to be nice
Legs are so big, they wear b**b-tubes and ski-highs
Let's get it straight yo I feed for some lemonade
Better than the featherweights
Who never taking Jenny Craig
And if your girl's fat, there's no need to be whipped
All you need is full cream, and it needs to be whipped
If you get the booty goin' grab the keys to your Whip
Fatties like it rough homie, yo they need to be whipped
And I like it when their chins saggin' below their titties
You know that '60 likes 'em over 50
Like Oprah Winfrey
This one fatty f**ed up her bandwidth
She went insane, tried to download a sandwich
(What the f**?) I get 'em off the weight program
'Cos they ate smoked ham
Like the great Rosanne
I know there's a high rate ofspike rape
But me? f** d**, I spike 'em with carbohydrates
I love fat booty, as big as Denmark
They're so fat, on trains, they purchase two Metcards
Yeah I said the best arse is kept large
But f** J-Lo yo, I get hard for stretchmarks!
[OUTRO]
What?
f**in' fatties
Fatties, come to me
Yeah!