What's wrong baby?
{*whispering like "The 6th Sense"*}
I see gay people...
[Tha Realest]
d**h Row sh**; Assa**in on the track
I be Tha Realest - f** Hollywood! (f** 'em)
Hahaha..
[Verse 1]
I use to love to watch the motherf**in Fresh Prince
And then I found out that Will Smith was stuck on dick
Hollywood don't mean a motherf**in thing to me
Cause at the same time Jada Pinkett sprung on p**y
While MC Lyte, and the motherf**in Brat's a dyke
Don't get me wrong, cause they're tuned to what these n***as all like
I ain't no hater to my nation I'm just keepin it true
Cause these the same peoples that our kids look up to
And I use to love watchin Magic back in the day
And then I found out this n***a fell off with AIDS
I'm like damn what the f** Magic? How the f** Magic?
Somebody been in his a**, so let this n***a have it
And b**hes come a dime a dozen
Why these n***as frontin like they was b**hes, when they really wasn't
Cause in these movies they got hardcore reps
Just like Omar Epps, but be f*gs and quiet as kept
[Hook] {*singer ad-libs*}
I ain't the type to try and hold no grudge
But sh** n***a f** Hollywood this sh** ain't what I thought it was
Half the peeps you see on TV are f*gs
And everybody, in the industry be kissin they a**, c'mon
I ain't the type to try and hold no grudge
But sh** n***a f** Hollywood this sh** ain't what I thought it was
Half the peeps you see on TV are f*gs
And everybody, in the industry be kissin they a**
[Verse 2]
Makaveli spoke the real sh**, that's why they all b**h
And Johnny Gill s**ed Sugar Ray Leonard's dick
I'm hella-sent cause motherf**ers never thought of this
f** Hollywood n***a - that's from Tha Realest
I give a f** about who feelings I hurt
This comes along with bein on d**h Row; n***a so I'm puttin in work
And I think the motherfukin world should know
That their rap stars and movie stars ain't nuttin but hoes
And Eminem best to close his trap; cause I predict
He'll be the first white motherf**er murdered in rap
Is it a scandal? I know all you heard about Tevin Campbell
He turned out, a punk b**h, to some it's hard to handle
I get extreme at times, but these are things that you should know
I know you n***as don't think I forgot about that b**h named Sisqo
Who's the real ho? Switch-hittin punk-a** b**h
I'm dedicated to this gangsta sh**; fu*k HOLLYWOOD!
Chorus
[Verse 3]
Now would you believe me, if I told you what I heard
It's hard to perceive me, when they critique my every word
Just got the news about the couple court'n
Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown just been found snortin
k**in them softly, here's some sh** that you might not like
Eddie Murphy's creepin late night, pickin up transvestites
I'm gettin paid off big rhymes that I say, and by the way
I heard that n***a Alize, loves to go both ways
And even Janet, DAMMIT girl you too damn fine
To be gettin licked - let a real G, f** from behind
I gives a f** what they all say
And Halle Berry how you gonna f** wit that f*ggot a**, Eric Benet?
See Hollywood ain't what it used to be
Cause the things that I see, ain't what were told to me
It's so scandolous deep inside I wish the lifestyle was all hood
But it ain't, so until then n***a scream f** Hollywood!
Chorus
[*singer*]
All you cats y'all act like b**hes
Knowin y'all be straight switch hittin
Keep it real - you n***as ain't gangstas at all
I - I said all you cats y'all act like b**hes
Knowin y'all be straight switch hittin
Keep it real - you n***as ain't gangstas at all
You n***as ain't gangstas at all
[Tha Realest]
It ain't, man
It ain't what your n***as think it is
And I ain't even hatin on this sh**
I'm just tellin you what I SEEN! It's real!
Grab your pumps and put the punks in the trunk
Grab your pumps and put the punks in the trunk.. hey!
Grab your pumps and put the punks in the trunk
Grab your pumps and put the punks in the trunk, on Westside!
I never knew it'd be like this in Hollywood
Got me runnin in these streets, sippin on high speed
Assa**in on the motherf**in track
And we out this b**h!