[Verse 1]
There were bulldogs, they were so soft
They were taking a walk
While their owner just talked
They headed up to this girl with their teeth
Those Bulldogs have memories
They can't forget about being creepy
And then they got a bit naughty
They tackle the girl to the ground and then just hide
But everybody sees
[Chorus]
She's not sick, but she's not well
And she's bleeding 'cause she just fell
[Verse 2]
Been around the world and found
That only stupid Bulldogs are breeding
Bulldog breeders must be pretty lazy
Since their bulldogs seem to be crazy
Put her in the hospital for blood
And then they found an injury
She told them all they were crazy
They cut off her legs, that's why they're called bullies, goddamn them
[Chorus]
She's not sick, but she's not well
And she's bleeding 'cause she just fell
She's not sick, but she's not well
And it's crazy, how this blood fell
[Bridge]
I wanna stop the bleeding
But those bulldogs won't let me
They almost bit my ears
It didn't hurt, I escaped in time
Wish I could turn back time
I'd like to stop that time
And be real nice
I'm really nice, nice
[Verse 3]
Paranoia, paranoia
Every bulldog's comin' to get me
Just say I'm somewhere in hiding
I'm runnin' underground at my school
Diggin' in holes
Hear their voices in my bed
I swear real bad it sounds like they're snoring
But if they're here then blood's pouring
The crazy bulldogs strike again and almost k** me
[Chorus]
She's not sick, but she's not well
And she's bleeding 'cause she just fell
She's not sick, but she's not well
And it's crazy, how this blood fell
(One, two, three, four)