[Verse 1] I thought I knew That it wouldn't bother you Every dog I licked was cute And that you'll see How they are clean I'm the only one who sees Your Black and Tan Coonhounds howling I still refused To let them be abused It's alright if you're confused Let me clean I've licked some hounds All the paws I've licked on hounds They'll come back and start to howl And they'll be clean [PreChorus] I've licked them all and they're so soft One day this all will completely stop [Chorus] I will lick every single howling hound I will lick every single howling hound I will lick every single howling hound I will lick every single howling hound [Verse 2] I licked Ba**ets They're so low, in French it's "ba**et"
They return and when they howl Hounds are cute I should've known I was better off alone I licked and I was shown They were too [PreChorus] I've licked them all and they're so soft One day this all will completely stop [Chorus] I will lick every single howling hound I will lick every single howling hound I will lick every single howling hound I will lick every single howling hound I will lick every single howling hound I will lick every single howling hound I will lick every single howling hound I will lick every single howling hound [Outro] I'll lick a hound I'll lick a hound And choke on all that fur from it