Verse 1: [brother marquis]
I won't take a b**h to my house
Don't have to see where i'm livin', uh-uh, that's out!
If you want to splak, i know you're down like that
We can go to this place by the railroad track
It has a room with a view, just right for two
Equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood
Like bottles of champagne with gold-trim gla**es
A king-size waterbed to lay your a** in
A video screen, of you and me
So don't be camera-shy; i won't let nobody see
You can lounge around in your silky nightgown
Just take off your bra and pull your panties down
'cause i'll seduce you, who*e, bust down your back door
You dog-a** b**h, get down on all fours
'cause this is the place for head, booty and co*k
You know what it's called, the f** shop!
Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
Now b**hes and s*uts, i'm down with 'em
And there's a place where i get with 'em
It has a water bed 'cause the place is phat
A lion-skin rug to lay the b**h on her back
With mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls
Mirrors on the floor so i can see it all
No need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws
And raise that a** so i'll splak it all!
So bend your a** over, i'll get it from the back
Dick ya a** down, make the p**y go smack
And with every stroke, b**h, start to yell
Ain't nothing can save you but a truth in the smell
It's a freaky place, and an all-out blast,
'cause when you're done, you'll wash your a**
So if you're down, we'll hit the spot
You know what it's called, the splak shop!
Verse 3: [brother marquis]
The f** shop, the ideal place to meet
When you're cheatin' on your wife with an undercover freak
It's better than any hotel room
Just right for a secret rendezvous
So when you're on a mission, one late night
And you're looking for a spot where the price is right
You can come on in for an hour or two
But just make sure you bring a rubber with you!
[fresh kid ice]
When you're with a hoe and you wanna get freaky
This is the spot when you're low on money
Pick her a** up when it's after dawn,
Jump in the ride, head to the park
No need for candle lights, panel doors will do
In case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo
So if you got a trick, head to the spot
You know what it's called, the splak shop!