Amit Trivedi - Motumaster lyrics

Iski maa (bhai kiski maa) Iski maa agar isse, pait mein hi maar deti (maar deti) Toh Bihar mein akaal na hota (akaal na hota) Orissa mein, Orissa mein baad na hoti (baad na hoti) Maa perplex thi (perplex thi) Baap complex tha (complex tha), complex tha Arrey radio ke zamaane ka yeh pehla multiplex tha (multiplex tha) Paida hua yeh jis din paida hua - 2 times Iss ke baap ne gaon mein ladoo batwaya - 2 times Woh aakhri din tha jab isske gaon mein kisi ne kuch khaya (kisi ne kuch khaya, kisi ne kuch khaya) Paida karte iski maa jo zor se chilai Leke Ashok Chakra sarkar daudi daudi aayi Doctor ne baap ko side mein le jaake daanta - 2 times Bola kahan se layi yeh gastronomical jwarbhata - 2 times Darzi ne bola inchi tape apne bagal mein chaape - 2 times Kamar toh naapte magar hum kamra kaise naape - 2 times Hoo pathar ke paalne mein jab yeh leta rota tha - 2 times Sara gaon isske baap ke aasuon se bartan dhota tha Bartan bartan bartan dhota tha .. Gusse mein isska baap (oho) Parliament gaya (aaha) Bola nirodh kyun, late invent kiya (oho ..) invent .. Har baal ki khaal ki yeh chaal bhi kha jaaye Iske haath padh jaaye toh mahiney saal bhi kha jaaye Kisi behal ka bacha jo haal bhi haal kha jaaye Bemaut marte mann ka yeh malaal kha jaaye Lalu kalaal kha jaaye Naxal baari ki naal kha jaaye Bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye Budhape ki shaal kha jaye Haya toh chodo baheya ki chaal bhi kha jaaye Agar parosa ja sake toh khayal bhi kha jaaye (bu*ter chiken, bu*ter chiken ..) Hoo ladoo gopal hai poora chopal hai Khada toh itarsi baitha Bhopal hai (baitha Bhopal hai bhai baitha Bhopal hai Bhopal Bhopal baitha Bhopal hai) Iski jo paad hai khansabo ko daad hai Baap murdabad beta muradabad hai (iski jo paad hai khansabo ko daad hai Baap murdabad beta muradabad hai, baap murdabad beta muradabad hai) Hey isski jo dakaar hai bhopu bhi bekar hai Gud gud iske pait ki, pait ki sarkar hai Vote do bhai vote do, poora hi phod do Iska jo size hai iski maa ka pyaar hai Hajam kiya iss ne apne baap ka karobaar hai (baap ka karobaar apne baap ka karobaar hai) Chirken ka muse hai par ya varan hi lose hai Udne na dena isse dooms day ka fuse hai (dooms day ka fuse hai bhai dooms day ka fuse, doom Dooms day ka fuse dooms day ka fuse hai) Khachua bhi isse faster, motumaster Gas ka plaster, motumaster Hai naak bandh phaatkar, motumaster Chod baant baant kar, motumaster Yeh motumaster hai total disaster Total diaster hai motumaster Motumaster chal daaro paas kar Chup be, ba*tard