This is my alphabet Because time goes on And things are changing in my world Here is a new alphabet For the children of my generation Of course all these words have a meaning for me But other generations might find a different mood to their world My alphabet goes like this: A stands for anything And B for bionic and Bach C stands for claustrophobia And D for dirty old man E stands for everyone F is full frontal and friends G of course, stands for getting a divorce H now stands for hijacking And I for a king size ego J now stands for jukebox and junkies K is for those who kiss and tell And leading lady stars with L Naturally M is for me And N is for never again O is for that famous story, mmm And P for pain and poverty Q stands for quality which is better than quantity R stands for rock and roll fan S is s**y and sad T drives them totally mad And U are everything to me V stands for little voodoo And W for where and when X sounds extremely mysterious Y is a question I keep asking And Z dear child, for the zero you will get if you don't learn my alphabet