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How I love wooden shoes And white tulips Where the glorious windmills abound [Dave:] "We're not in Holland, Alvin" [Alvin:] "Oh!" And the chime of Big Ben Can be heard around the town Where the guards stand So straight at the palace And the fog is as thick as it gets [Dave:] "We're not in England" [Alvin:] "I knew that" And the leaning tower Even though it is bent [Dave:] "Not Italy" There is nothing as great as Spain [Dave:] "Nope" Or dancing at Oktoberfest [Dave:] "Try again" My heart soars in Amsterdam [Dave:] "Uh uh" And skiing in San Moritz [Dave:] "Wrong" As we ride through the desert on camels The sun beating upon our face [Dave:] "Camels? Do you see any camels, Alvin?!" And the kangaroos are hopping All around the place [Dave:] "Kangaroos?" As the African lions approach us And we barely escape with our lives [Dave:] "Oh, come on!" We crawled over the Great Wall of China And woke up in Budapest To our surprise [Dave:] "Alvin..." There is nothing as great as Nome [Dave:] "Alaska?" Or sailing down the blue Danube [Dave:] "Oh my gosh" The royalty of Monaco [Dave:] "Uh, hold it" We may never go back home [Dave:] "Fellows..." As the snakes sway and dance Out of baskets And the... [Dave:] "Okay, that's it you guys, hold it right there. There's no dancing snakes Or kangaroos or lions approaching. We're in Greece. Home of the Parthenon, the Acropolis, The Eiffel Tower." [Alvin:] "Dave, the Eiffel Tower is in France." [Dave:] "I knew that. You guys have got me all mixed up. London, Switzerland, Where are we?"