[Intro] I go to Oxford I go to Oxford I go to Oxford (I'm so smart... I'm so intelligent) [Verse 1] No sweater slung over my shoulder Oxford scholar, glad you could follow Jacuzzi with a Puerto Rican floozy, hola Then I pole her, never gonna call her Bruce Jenner discipline me, I slap arses Me, I'm that patterned room floor, I lack marbles Me, I got attitude, so I'm in the back row Inflating the swagger up, even though I'm flat, bro And look at how I blab the most I don't even converse, I just brag and boast And I don't even do nothing but mellow on the porch And roll up a big joint like your elbow Uh, by the high from your dearest Floor full of Polaroid snaps like pyramids Blowing weed in imported green tea Eating smorgasbord like Hokkien mee [Chorus] b**h, I go to Oxford, b**h b**h, I go to Oxford, b**h motherf**er b**h, I go to Oxford, b**h I'm so smart b**h, I go to Oxford, b**h motherf**er b**h, I go to Oxford I'm so smart I'm very smart [Verse 2] Flavoured vodka, am I flagging to chicks? Spewing out the window, zigzagging my whip I drink until I can't feel my legs Then back to my crib for some no-feeling s** Feeling, b**hes give me head like the Mayans I don't even need it, but I just like the silence Motherf**er, now I'm in the land of the dying Standing defiant, body-slamming Goliath Yeah, I'm on my double-o seven in the compound From Russia with love, eyes redder than Moscow You take the high road, I'll take the long route Ride until the wheels fall off and I conk out Pray to the clouds above, I'm illing Charging through the ugly city, it's so dreary Holler if you're here with me, smoke to the ceiling We hang low like J-Lo's earrings [Chorus] b**h, I go to Oxford, b**h b**h, I go to Oxford, b**h motherf**er b**h, I go to Oxford, b**h I'm so smart b**h, I go to Oxford, b**h motherf**er b**h, I go to Oxford b**h, I go to Oxford I'm so smart I'm very smart [Verse 3] I'm on the road team, I'm on the protein I'm on the never in cla**, I'm only ghosting Allday, I'm only ghosting I'm on the road team, I'm on the protein I'm on the never in cla**, I'm only ghosting Allday, I'm only ghosting