All Time Low - Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass lyrics

They told me I was lucky to have my chance with you Now, last year's summer romance is this year's winter blues I treated you so nicely to j**elry and champagne But you left me empty handed, yeah, You left me feeling play-ay-ayed Now, I hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't you think it's kind of crappy What you did this holiday? When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart Like wrapping paper trash So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing along And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my a**" You say I'm losing my mind, I thought that for a while I tear down decorations, they remind me of your smile I hate that mistletoe, it makes me think of our first kiss You bit my lip, you pulled me close And then you taught me how to quit Now, I hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't you think it's kind of crappy What you did this holiday? When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart Like wrapping paper trash So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing along And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my a**" So sick of calling, you won't telephone me No, f** you girl, I'm going out I gave you my all, but our love hit a wall now I'm jingle belling, and everyone's yelling We'll drink till the bars shut us down Ain't that just what Christmas is all about Now, I hope, hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing (Not laughing) Don't you think it's so damn trashy What you did this holiday? (So trashy) When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart Like wrapping paper trash (Wrapping paper trash) So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing along And it goes, "Merry Christmas, b**h, kiss my a**"