ALL CAPS - World of Warcraft Ruined My Life (Acoustic) lyrics

Bag of Cheetos on my left and a RockStar on my right Meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight My cell phone is ringing It's probably my girl I let it go to voicemail Cause I've entered the world Yeah I've entered the world Listen I don't wanna nag you but You've gotta stop playing that game! You've been walking around as that stupid cow For the past 11 days! I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft He said he loved me And I thought it would last We used to go out But now I'm just here waiting He never calls back He's too busy raiding And I hate that stupid game I don't have a problem I feel totally fine But I've gotta k** Onyxia for the hundreth time My cow might look stupid But he's an engineer How could you not love him with all his epic gear? With level 450 cooking And level 450 fishing! Baby I don't wanna be a pest But you haven't showered in a week! You've been walking around a made up town For at least 1000 days I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft He said he loved me And I thought it would last We used to go out But now I'm just here waiting He never calls back He's too busy raiding And I hate that stupid game What happened to you honey? You've hit a new low All the gold you farm in your game couldn't buy me a rose Oh baby I am telling you I'll quit after tonight! 'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft He said he loved me And I thought it would last We used to go out But now I'm just here waiting He never calls back He's too busy I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft He said he loved me And I thought it would last We used to go out But now I'm just here waiting He never calls back He's too busy raiding And I hate that stupid game