Why you turned out the way you did That thunderstorm is still crashing in your cranium Find that all these funny faces look the same I know who's to blame But I swore I wouldn't say Its time that I got moving on As you're still burning the dress you wore to senior prom Try to forget how you've been touched I loved you so I told you But it didn't matter much And I'm trying to figure out What you're all about these days I don't have much to say to you And I've been drunker than a skunk Ever since the day I left you With your darkest secret safely packed away Up in my steamer trunk Why I turned out the way I did Someone somewhere dropped me on my cranium I'm sorry can you repeat what you just said My short term memory is gone But my long term's far from dead I've been swearing like a sailor Ever since the day I left her