Alkaline Trio - Private Eye (acoustic) lyrics

I dragged this lake looking for corpses Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards Pieces of planes and black box recorders Don't lie, don't lie And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses That sense DNA on barbed wire fences Maybe someday, I'll find me a suspect That has no alibi New Year's Eve was as boring as heaven I watched flies f** on channel 11 There was no one to kiss, there was nothing to drink Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink And there's no ring, there's no ring, on the phone anymore There's no reason to call, I'm pa**ed out on the floor Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry But at the right place at the right time I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine I won't have to quit doing f**ed up sh** For anyone but me At the right place at the right time It'll be worth it to stand in line And you won't have to stop saying I love cops For anyone but me, your private eye I dragged this lake looking for corpses Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards Pieces of planes and black box recorders Don't lie, don't lie And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses That sense DNA on barbed wire fences Maybe someday, I'll find me a suspect That has no alibi At the right place at the right time I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine I won't have to quit doing f**ed up sh** For anyone but me At the right place at the right time It will have been worth it to stand in line And you won't have to stop saying I love cops For anyone but me, your private eye Your private eye At the right place at the right time I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine I won't have to quit doing f**ed up sh** For anyone but me At the right place at the right time It will have been worth it to stand in line And you won't have to stop saying I love cops For anyone but me, your private eye