Alison Fraser - Marvin's Giddy Seizures lyrics

[MARVIN, spoken] One, two One, two, three One, two, three, four (sung) Marvin is a boy who has giddy seizures He's laughing all the time Marvin is a boy who has giddy seizures Sometimes they're fatal When he turns upside down like a ladle Pouring soup, he's a veritable fool Marvin is my very best friend in school It's me... and Marvin Lately I've been thinking maybe Marvin needs attention Of a private sort Maybe this whole seizure thing something he invented Or is it medicinal? Should his mother be blamed? [ALL] Marvin has a something that most everybody needs: He cannot ever be embarra**ed [MARVIN] Marvin is my very best friend in school And I'm embarra**ed and ashamed Oh! [HIS HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART] Marvin! [HIS WIFE] Marvin, what are you doing? [HIS TEACHER] Who do you think you are, Marvin? [SWEETHEART] What's Marvin doing? [MARVIN] Pardon me boys and girls but I'm having a seizure [LADIES] Oh, Marvin Hey, Marvin [MARVIN] Yes, I'm having a seizure today, hey, hey, hey Watch me laugh [LADIES] Marvin's giddy seizures Marvin's giddy seizures Marvin's giddy seizures Oh Oh Oh Oh [MARVIN] Watch me cry I'm counting on your prayers to get me by Well my Arms disappear And my legs disappear And my knees disappear And my shoulders disappear [MARVIN] When Marvin throws the best fit of the year [ALL] Marvin's giddy seizures Marvin needs love He needs love He needs love He needs love Oooooo [MARVIN] Marvin holds his breath His face is underwater But that's not a seizure [LADIES] Oooooo… [MARVIN] Marvin talks of d**h He imitates a slaughter But that's not a seizure [LADIES] Oooooo… [MARVIN] When he begins to shriek like a person and his eyes turn an ordinary fizz Nothing's exactly like I say it is But hey! That's a seizure! [WIFE] Marvin, what are you doing? [TEACHER] Who do you think you are, Marvin? [SWEETHEART] What's Marvin doing? [MARVIN] Pardon me boys and girls but I'm having a seizure [LADIES] Oh, Marvin Hey, Marvin [MARVIN] Yes I'm having a seizure today, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Watch me laugh! [LADIES] Marvin's giddy seizures Marvin's giddy seizures Marvin's giddy seizures Arms Legs Groin Knees [MARVIN] Watch me Cry I'm counting on your prayers to get me by Disappear Disappear Disappear Disappear [MARVIN] When Marvin throws the best fit of the year [ALL] Marvin's giddy seizures Marvin needs love He needs love He needs love He needs love Oooooo Marvin's giddy seizures Marvin needs love He needs love He needs love He needs love Oooooo Marvin's giddy seizures Marvin needs love He needs love He needs love He needs love Oooooo