Aline Brosh McKenna - Stuck in the Bathroom lyrics

[PAULA, spoken] Get me out of here! [REBECCA, spoken] I am trying! [HEATHER] Paula's stuck in the bathroom This night was already super weird And now she's stuck in the bathroom Whoever renovated this house did a terrible job Valencia walks up to the beam and says "I can try. I have a deceptive amount of Muscular strength due to my amazing core" Paula calls out from the bathroom "Her little bird arms are not going to do anything." Then I step up and I'm like "I'll try. My second soph*more year I took A kinesiology cla**. That's college for gym" Nothing happens Then we all look over at Karen The kinda deranged women who's pretending To be some french chick Karen says, "Sorry Angelique has an epigastric hernia" [HEATHER, spoken] Gross [HEATHER] I've had enough so I say we need To call someone She's stuck in the bathroom She's stuck in the bathroom Let's call 9-1-1 Wow I can't believe it took us that long To come up with this most obvious solution Kind of embarra**ing Now Rebecca jumps and shouts "Yes, yes hang in there Paula We're gonna get you out" And she runs over to the phone panicking Meanwhile, Paula's still stuck in the bathroom [REBECCA, spoken] Shhh...I'm on the phone! [HEATHER, spoken] Sorry