Alice Lee - Blue lyrics

[RAM] Heyyyyy, 'Ronica [VERONICA] Eww. You got a left hand: Use it [KURT] Don't talk mean like that [RAM] You'll hurt their feelings You make my balls so blue [KURT] You hurt them badly [RAM] You make my balls so blue [KURT] They're hangin' sadly [RAM] What did they do to you That you hate them so? [KURT] Don't run from me They're all beat up [KURT & RAM] Like a tackling dummy! [KURT] They long for your embrace! [RAM] They're warm like mittens! [KURT] They'll curl up on your face [RAM] And purr like kittens! [KURT] You make my balls so blue! [KURT & RAM] Just look at them glow... [RAM] They're beggin' you! [KURT & RAM] Don't make my balls so blue [VERONICA] Heather...? Heather...? Open the door [HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA] Oh no, oh no no no! [VERONICA] Open the door! [HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA] Oh no, oh no no no! [KURT] You make my balls so blue So please say hello! [RAM] Hold 'em! [KURT] Enfold 'em [KURT & RAM] And never let go! [KURT] Once you were geeky and nerdy [RAM] But they knew you're dirty [KURT] You've set them on fire [KURT & RAM] Whatever you require they'll do! So take 'em home to meet your parents! [RAM] They'll wear a suit and tie [KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] And a fancy collar! [RAM] They'll sing a lullaby: [KURT & RAM] La la la la la! [KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] Please make these balls not blue [RAM] Just for a while! [KURT] Can't wait till later [KURT & RAM] My pants are rubbin' [KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] Like a hot cheese grater! [VERONICA] Look! Booze. Drink! [KURT] Thank you so much! [RAM] They will protect you [KURT] Defend you [RAM] Respect you [KURT] Befriend you [RAM] Like Winnie-the-Pooh! [HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] Winnie-the-Pooh! [KURT] Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue! [RAM] My balls will work for you [KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] They will obey ya! [RAM] They really need rescue! [KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] Like Princess Leia! [KURT & RAM] Baby, you've gots to come through [KURT] Teach them to smile! [RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] You got no clue how much These two [RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] Depend on you Please help them through! My balls are in your court! [KURT & RAM] Yeah! [HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] You make them balls so blue! [KURT & RAM] You make my balls so blue! [HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] You make them balls so blue! [KURT & RAM] Ow! Ow! [HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] You make them balls so blue! [KURT & RAM] You make my balls so blue! [HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] You make my balls so blue! You shake them You quake them [KURT & RAM] Good God! [HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] You break- [KURT & RAM] My balls! You make my balls so blue! [HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] You make my balls so blue! You take them [KURT & RAM] Lookit! Lookit! Lookit! Lookit! [HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] You bake them Chrissake- [KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] You make my balls so blue! Please make their dreams come true And make these balls not blue!