Roll down your windows, Look! La**ie got her head crunched by a Winnebago Bad girl, bad La**ie Dad says, "Christ did you see that" Then a squirrel starts to Scamper back and forth Scamper back and forth Back and forth Scamper back and forth What a spazz, Don't hit it dad! No! Roll down your windows, sniff! Another possum covered with maggots Dad says "Geez honey, was that you?" We All laugh Mom's not amused Oh little casualty of our vicious highway system Oh little martyr of our trip to the mall Roll down your windows, heave!