For criminal acts and violence on the stage For bein' a brat, refusin' to act your age For all of the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to hell For gamblin' and drinkin' alcohol constantly For makin' us doubt our parents authority For choosin' to be a living obscenity You can go to hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your grandma sick You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane You'd gift-wrap a leper and mail him to your aunt Jane You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane You can go to hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your grandma sick For criminal acts and violence on the stage For bein' a brat, refusin' to act your age For all of the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to hell