Aw, who's the queen of the locker room Who's the cream of the crop Well Joey took her to the matinee Said, "God, she wouldn't stop!" Holy muscle of love My heart's a muscle Well, I must have come to that crazy age Where ev'rything is hot 'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking Are normal thoughts or not Holy muscle of love Well, I got a muscle of love Yeah Ooh I read Dad's books like I did before Now things are crystal clear Lock the door in the bathroom now I just can't get caught in here Holy muscle of love Well, I got a muscle of love Holy muscle of love I got a muscle of love Holy muscle of love My heart's a muscle of love Holy muscle of love Well, I got a muscle of love Yeah, yeah, yeah Must be a gift from above Yeah, yeah, yeah (Hallelujah, etc.)